Wasn't it Salt 'N' Pepa that sang they don't want no short short man? Well, dang!!! Then we here at Strunway think it's pretty safe to say that they just never saw our Casual Paisley Patterned Shorts before, okay? Because if they did, or had, they would definitely be feeling pretty bad and want to change their song and tune to singing about our paisley shorts-wearing dudes; not to mention their entire head-to-toe outfits and ensemble(s), too. So that's just what we're going to focus on now, just what else our cool Strunway fellas can wear and show how Salt 'N' Pepa are going to want absolutely EVERYTHING to do with our paisley-lovin' short short man, fella, guy, gent, stud and/or dude.
So let's go, as we start from the tippy-top of your head and go all the way down to your toe(s) with just what you short short loving men should wear, yo. So. Starting at the top with the hat you should IMMEDIATELY buy and get: Our Casual Wool Black Fedora Hat. Yep. And now we travel down to what you should shade your eyes with, too: Our Retro Bold Frame Sunglasses that appeals to the masses, dudes. And then the Casual China Collar White (Button-Up) Shirt we think you should werk; only because it's the perfect basis to go right along with the shorts' paisleys. Hang on, we're only halfway through, but can already feel Salt 'N' Pepa's opinions a-changing, can't you?!?
Okay. So now onto - what about a cool, manly accessory/bag that's going to look super stylish and rad when paired with our short short loving men for a stylized kind of situation? Well, there's a fine line when trying to make a fashion/style statement or case regarding a "man bag," know what we're sayin', fine fellas and lads? So we have decided it best to carry a Faux-Leather Black Clutch in this particular paisley situation and such. Now, almost complete, we've just got to address your feet. And we say there's no better way than with a Casual Black Dress Shoe, our short short dudes. So eat your hearts out, Salt 'N' Pepa, because short short men have NEVER looked better!