Wasn't it Salt 'N' Pepa that sang they don't want no short short man? Well, dang!!! Then we here at Strunway think it's pretty safe to say that they just never saw our Casual Paisley Patterned Shorts before, okay? Because if they did, or had, they would definitely be feeling pretty bad and want to change their song and tune to singing about our paisley shorts-wearing dudes; not to mention their entire head-to-toe outfits and ensemble(s), too. So that's just what we're going to focus on now, just what else our cool Strunway fellas can wear and show how Salt 'N' Pepa are going to want absolutely EVERYTHING to do with our paisley-lovin' short short man, fella, guy, gent, stud and/or dude.
So let's go, as we start from the tippy-top of your head and go all the way down to your toe(s) with just what you short short loving men should wear, yo. So. Starting at the top with the hat you should IMMEDIATELY buy and get: Our Casual Wool Black Fedora Hat. Yep. And now we travel down to what you should shade your eyes with, too: Our Retro Bold Frame Sunglasses that appeals to the masses, dudes. And then the Casual China Collar White (Button-Up) Shirt we think you should werk; only because it's the perfect basis to go right along with the shorts' paisleys. Hang on, we're only halfway through, but can already feel Salt 'N' Pepa's opinions a-changing, can't you?!?
Okay. So now onto - what about a cool, manly accessory/bag that's going to look super stylish and rad when paired with our short short loving men for a stylized kind of situation? Well, there's a fine line when trying to make a fashion/style statement or case regarding a "man bag," know what we're sayin', fine fellas and lads? So we have decided it best to carry a Faux-Leather Black Clutch in this particular paisley situation and such. Now, almost complete, we've just got to address your feet. And we say there's no better way than with a Casual Black Dress Shoe, our short short dudes. So eat your hearts out, Salt 'N' Pepa, because short short men have NEVER looked better!
Okay, dudes, do you ever just have one of those morning, those days, where you just want to be able to hide right and straight away from any and everyone that you may see while walking down the Strunway style streets? This writer knows that they most certainly have, which is why, today, we've (totally) got your back. Both literally and figuratively with our Basic PU Jacket and Hoodie. One quick flip of the grey-lined hood, and you've gone from being seen to incognito in your very own neighborhood. But just what else could you think to wear to avoid all those unwanted looks, gawks and stares? Well, why not read on below while we try and give it a/our best & most stylish little go ...
Because you are definitely going to need a tee to wear underneath our jacket/hoodie, so why not wear one with some color blocking flair, even if you are the only one that knows just what is going on under there? Trust us, it will make you smile, mile after sidewalk mile, just knowing that you are that much more in style. But it's not like you can ever really leave the house - all hooded and incognito - without something on your gams, your legs, so why not wear some of our Casual Looses Fit Distressed Denim Jeans, what do you say? And maybe also pair them with our Gray White Combination Sneakers, yes? But, WAIT, your outfit is not yet totally hidden or 100% complete for the street.
For there's one more thing, one more print, that's going to make it the easiest to hide away from all the other girls and guys, and it has to do with camouflage, alright? Because, as everyone knows, when you want to be hidden and not seen, you are going to need some camouflage, indeed. And we've just taken it one stylish step further now by putting it on a Barrel Bag printed in camo for some understated accessory-like pow. So, like we said, if you have woken up today and felt a little dread at the fact that you just want to go about your day, unrecognized and unseen, why not start with our PU Jacket/Hoodie and then just see where your hood intentions can take thee ...
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It's okay to admit it, if you are humming and singing along, too, to the title of this blog post and its tune counterpart, dudes. Because, if you want to know the honest truth, this writer is doing it, too. But this writer/blogger can't really help it only because it was the song that was playing and being performed to when this penner's high school's dance team won (state) regionals. Boom! And it's also the song that was being played by a man on a ukelele when Phil and Claire Dunphy renewed their vows in Hawaii on an episode of Modern Family. And now, it'll have a third connotation, after reading our li'l style explanation ...
Because what makes a man's basic tee look all the more cool and winning? Oh, yeah, a cool graphic, right? Then you are in luck today/tonight! For we've got the coolest graphic content out there with our Rest Fast Tiger T-Shirt. So there. All oxymoronic and clever in its wording for the next time you start tossing and turning, wondering just what you are going to wear when you wake up and stand in front of your closet/dresser/mirror. Sound fair? Not to mention the fact we've also got the perfect pair of ankle pants that you can pair with said tee to end all unnecessary tossing and turning/wardrobe worry...
So not only do we have the perfect-for-you graphic tiger tee and the casual black pants to complete your cool/winning outfit even more, but we've also got an accessory for you to store your monies/credit cards in the coolest Leather Business Clutch Purse Bag we've seen so far. And as for your kicks, well, our Crocodile Leather Patterned Slip-On Sneaks should do the trick. And, last but not least, we've got some Green Silver Half Framed Sunnies for you to shade your eyes from all the other not-dressed-so-cool guys. So see, you don't have just one reason to hum this little tune, now you have got one more than two !!!
To get another good look at this slithery, snake-like outfit, dudes, all you'd have to do is go back a few days to our 9/4 Lookbook post, okay? So it's obvious (and pretty safe to say) that we at Strunway would belong to the House of Slytherin, mkay? Or at least that's what this J.K. Rowling-loving writer likes to think with this subtle, yet clever Harry Potter link. But, really, all we meant is the House Of Slytherin is an easy blogging tie-in to the shorts we're featuring today and their snake print, okay? And we have to believe that Draco Malfoy and Professor Snape would approve of our pride in/of the snake.
And to add to this outfit's mystery, so snake-like and slithery, we thought it appropriate to style it with a Causal Black Long Sleeve Hoodie, forthwith. 'Cause when you're trying to slink around, in the halls/style streets that abound, you can't really wear a long black cape if you want to go unnoticed, for gosh' sake! But if you want to take it even further/all the way, you need to hide under a Casual Black Snapback Hat and Black/Red Mirrored Sunnies, okay? So not to draw any more suspicion or unwanted attention. And if you have to make a fast li'l break for it? Bring our Black High-Top Sneaks into it !!!
And while you're on the run, with all of this pretend snake-like kind of bad guy Harry Potter fun, what's a way that you could distract others from the actual act of chasing you down the streets in your Strunway villainous cape aka Casual Black Hoodie? To take it off and get them to lose your ssssnake-y ssssscent, dudes! But not wearing anything underneath would surely get you noticed, see, so that's why we suggest you wear our Basic Grey Sleeveless Tank that's slim fit. Ok. That's it. Our pretend H. P. bad guy outfit fun is done. But you can't blame us for wanting to be in the House of Slytherin, can ye ???
There's not much we here at Strunway love more than when there's a cool pattern atop one of our hats available in store. Seriously. It makes us super giddy. So much so that we go ahead and dedicate an entire post to the particular piece, okay? Which is exactly what we're going to do right here, right now, with our Palm Trees Patterned Hat. And how! And, as per usual, we're going to show you just how we style such a piece around an outfit, complete. Take our UrbanCity 3/4 Sleeve Tee that couldn't look any more perfect with our hat if it tried, agreed? It's just the right mix to go with the palm-y tree print.
Oh. We know what you're thinking now, yo. So just what are you supposed to wear with the shirt down below? You don't think we'd really just leave you to figure it out on your own and deduce? Nah. We wouldn't do that to you. So this is what we at Strunway would do: We'd pair it with our Black Twill Jogger Pants, dudes. For the exact right amount and mix of casual cool to go with the hat's black and white palm tree print. Because when you have an accessory like this particular hat piece that you love and want to show off, you want it to have a subdued, but still nice classic background to do so and what not. Yup.
And speaking of a classic background, let's talk about the perfect wrist accessory that we found to go with this casual palm tree hat print and super cool black and white patterned outfit. It's our Black and Blue Rope Bracelet; and it's all for you to wear, dudes. So if you ask us (and our professional opinion), this is the best piece to show off your palm tree patterned hat dominion. And to also be the living and breathing patterned proof, example and result of the title of this particular post. Because if you wear this Strunway outfit as it stands, you really will have everything ... in the palm of your hat.
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